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2024-05-05 RaccoonsPart of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents f

2024-05-05 影片对白 Preston: Oh, hogwash! Garfield: Huh? Preston: I tell you, this cat is mocking us at every turn.

2024-05-05 Then there was the preacher who decided to sell his horse. A prospective buyer was impressed with t

2024-05-05 影片对白 Garfield: Listen, Winnebago, if I may call you that. When history speaks of me, and she will, I

2024-05-05 CreativeApplying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications.

2024-05-05 影片对白 Anchorperson: The animals are said to have suffered a mild seasickness, but now are back to eat

2024-05-05 Too Smart for Dad Young man, said the angry father from the head of stairs, didn't I hear the cl

2024-05-05 Garfield 2《加菲猫》2影片对白Rabbit: Keep still. They're reading Lady Eleanor's will. Goose: I've

2024-05-05 There was once a farmer who lived near a road.It was not a busy road, but from time to time, cars pa

2024-05-05 Garfield 2《加菲猫》2影片对白Jon: I want you to know, you're the most important thing in my life. Garfiel

2024-05-05 Is He Dying? A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and a

2024-05-05 影片对白 Sucre: There are three things for certain in life---death, taxes and count. Only way to stop co

2024-05-05 One of my fellow midshipmen at the U. S. Naval Academy was performing poorly in class and reported

2024-05-05 影片对白Michael: Could use more PVC here, boss. Lincoln: Boss? C.O.: Sure thing, Burrows. But, hey, I do

2024-05-05 Class and Ass Professor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door：Professor Laurie will not meet

2024-05-05 影片对白 Michael: Haywire. You ever thought of breaking out? Haywire: What the hell would I do out there

2024-05-05 When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergenc

2024-05-05 影片对白 SPEAKER: Our first order of business... SIMMS: And our last if we vote a levy... SPEAKER: Order

2024-05-05 I Could Do It Slower Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patien

2024-05-05 影片对白 Miranda: So... first of all, we need to move Snoop Dogg to my table. Andy: But your table's